Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...