Were you ever arrested?
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Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...