There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...