Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....