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As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
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Murphy said to his daughter
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
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Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...