yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
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Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...