What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...