If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Documentation products
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...