One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...