Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
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Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Texan’s guide to life
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I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
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