Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Different Treatments
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...