Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Computers are male
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...