Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...