My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.