The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...