I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...