Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...