The “Perfect” Day!
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After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Leave them to slug it out!
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Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...