Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!