Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...