Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...