You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...