Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...