A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...