Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...