Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...