Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!