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She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
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The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
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