The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.