Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
A very depressed man
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Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...