What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...