Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!