Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...