College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...