Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.