Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Marketing translations
|Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.