Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...