A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...