What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...