Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...