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A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...