What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...