Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...