Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...