Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
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Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...