U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...