Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...