What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...