How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...