A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!