Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...