Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...