The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Fitness Philoshophy – JG style!
Fitness Philosophy – JokesGalore Style!My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.