The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...