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God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Five fingers
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You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
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A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...