Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...