I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...