Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...