Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...