5 drinks
A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
What does a blonde say after sex?
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Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
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Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...