‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...